Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Hose Me Down

Continue to amuse yourselves at the Infomaniac Beach House in my absence. In the meantime, the Mistress requires a hosing down...


[thanks, Huggy Jon]


14 comments:

  1. Dusche!

    PS: It's actual 102f/38c here. God knows what the "feels like" reading is.

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  2. Oh, live a little and break out the Febreze while you're at it. What the hell?

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  3. if anyone calls you a "carwash cunt,"
    just shoot a little of your simonize at 'em.

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  4. They was a splishin' and a splashin'
    Reelin' with the feelin'
    Moving and a groovin'
    Rockin' and a rollin'... yeah!


    Jx

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  5. Ah, so that's where our summer went.

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  6. Effing freezing here. Wet. Abysmal. Cold.
    I had the heating on last night.
    V.grumpy.
    SX

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    1. I've just had a hot bath to warm myself up, Ms Scarlet. And I've taken to wearing a hoody around the house!

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    2. Does he have a name? Jx

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    3. Yes, we have been blasted by the north wind too - we lost a few pot plants in flower when they were blown over. Not yet central heating time, but close... Jx

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    4. Tom-

      I mean: I'm sure I don't know what you mean, Jon?

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  7. I've just returned home from sunny Spain, some days it reached 108 degrees if you please. As you can imagine, the hot weather there played havoc with my flanges.


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  8. So you're somewhere hot with the humidity rising...
    My guess is you're doing a Bette Middler tribute tour of the Montreal Bath House Circuit...
    Don't forget to show them all the wind beneath your wings...

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  9. Ever since I moved into my new travel trailer I've had to bathe with a garden hose. The neighbor caught me washing my balls and ass yesterday.

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