Thursday, March 31, 2011

A Message From the Infomaniac Drinking Team

Japanese Fashion Disaster

Far be it from we here at Infomaniac to dismiss a company doing charitable work but haven’t the people of Japan suffered enough already?

Story here.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Results of the Annual Reader Survey

The phones have been ringing off the hook as you responded to our annual poll…

Yes, the results of the Annual Reader Survey are in!

Here is what you, the Infomaniac Bitches, want to see here on Infomaniac…

Can we get some curtains that match the carpets?

Hot, fit lads in as little clothes as possible, if any at all.
Oh, and glitter!

More CANCON,eh?

More shoes! More fashion tips and certainly more rooms and competitions.

Relevant issues facing everyday life, for example how to buy booze and cigs with your food stamps or how to get those pesky theft tags off the garments Neiman-Marcus.

More parties!

Men with ponytails.

Tell the concierge to take a bath.



Tasteful discussions on the works of George Eliot. Vegan recipes. Pictures of flowers.

You want WHAT?

You satisfy my every whim! I can tell you what I don't want to see anymore and that is the passing of more Infomaniacs.

I just want to see all y'all here. that's it.

This time around, I'd like to see more Krystle Carrington, and less crystal chandeliers. More shoulder pads and less skinny jeans. And more power struggles between Colby Co & Denver Carrington and less Moldavian Massacres!

More Jameson (see if you can ignore that)

How about "MJ's Swap Shop" the place to swap stuff, books, CDs, used underwear that sort of stuff.


Whatever the Mistress decides to dish out, we will gladly take...perhaps some tips on making those iconic Canadian dishes like sweet pickled beaver or jerked moose meat!

I'd like to of BDSM porn with amusing misspelt captions. LOLporn.

Our operators are standing by should you have more suggestions to offer…

On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we thank you for participating in this Annual Reader Survey.

Happy Birthday, Boxer!

Would everyone please take a moment to give thanks to the woman who invented the vodka fountain… Miss Anonymous Boxer.


Now everyone into the ring and work off that cake!

Because as they say, "a minute on the lips, forever on the hips!"

Monday, March 28, 2011

Annual Reader Survey


It’s that time of year again when Mistress MJ allows you, the Infomaniac Bitches, to give us your feedback on this blog.

What would you like to see here in 2011?

*Suggestions welcome.


Saggy, nekkid old men. Or perhaps a still life of a basket of fruit from the Tate Modern.

-- Beast

We’d like to see a big rancid cream cake stuffed up Beast’s arse.

-- Piggy and Tazzy

Nekkid blokes. That’s it. Just nekkid blokes.

-- KAZ

Maybe more about allotments.

-- Mr. Mutley

More arse action.

-- Inexplicable DeVice

More glamour. And go-go boys!

-- CyberPete

Crocheted penis cozies, pom pom testicle decor perhaps.

-- Jason

Trannies, Freaks and OLD BEARS

-- Mean Dirty Pirate (AyeM8y)

*Mistress MJ will, as usual, ignore all advice.

Gay Cruising

Sunday, March 27, 2011

When Furnishings Attack

Mistress MJ will not be blogging for the remainder of the day as she has had an unfortunate run-in with a lamp fixture.


You see, I accidentally walked into a lamp and I’ll thank you very much not to roar with laughter as there was actually blood oozing from my head and it still hurts.

Instead, why don’t you tell us about your unfortunate incidents regarding attacks from seemingly innocent furnishings and household appliances.

See you on Monday.

Self Defence Strategies

Here we see Mistress MJ employing an effective self defence technique…


What's your self defence strategy?

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Public Service Announcement #11

Crime prevention tip…

Do not store valuables in dresser drawers or nightstands.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Friday, March 25, 2011

Filthy Friday – 5th Anniversary Edition

In honour of Infomaniac’s FIFTH anniversary, we ask you to vote for your favourite Filthy Friday photo!

Mistress MJ has scrolled through dozens of Filthy Friday photos to pick TEN of the best.

Butt Baby…

Talking/Singing Penis…
[via Old Knudsen]

Gumming …

[thanks, Ms. Nations]

Inexplicable DeVice’s Warty Wand…

Milk Maid…

Mega Snatch…

Smoking Arse…

Big Balls…


Five years of Filthy Friday.

What a long, strange trip it’s been.

Thanks for coming with us on the ride.


Thursday, March 24, 2011

The Party’s Over


A big THANK YOU to everyone who attended Infomaniac’s FIFTH Anniversary Party!

It’s time for you all to go home now as Mistress MJ must access the damage.

What the?

I think it's best you don't see the state of the place.

Stand back, bitches.

Mistress MJ and the houseboys have some cleaning up to do…

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Infomaniac's FIFTH Anniversary Party!

Party? I’ll be right there!

Welcome to Infomaniac’s FIFTH anniversary party!

That’s right. Mistress MJ has been entertaining you lnfomaniac Bitches for FIVE YEARS now!!!

AND we’re approaching 2,000 posts!!!

I’ve enjoyed every minute of your company and I hope you Bitches know how much you mean to me.


I’ll ask that you leave your unattractive footwear with the bouncer, above.

By NOW, surely you know how I feel about Crocs and flip-flops.

Why don’t you all step into the conversation pit?


Everybody get loose and let your hair down…



Well, THAT didn’t take long, DID it?

Have you helped yourselves to the vodka fountain?

Our houseboys will come by shortly with shots…

Miss Scarlet is in charge of the bar. Apparently, she's decided that now would be a good time to experiment with new cocktails...

Oh dear ...

Moving right along...

Now that you’re all settled in and comfortable, Mistress MJ wants you to share your Infomaniac memories and experiences with one and all.

Have fun but remember…the planter in the corner is NOT a toilet.

And please keep the roughhousing to a minimum…


NOTE: This party is dedicated to Mutley, Piggy, and KAZ…beloved, long-time Infomaniac Bitches who are now with us in spirit only.

MUTLEY (- May 21, 2010)

PIGGY (- October 2, 2010)

KAZ (- February 14, 2011)

Mutley, Piggy and KAZ…Infomaniac Bitches forever.

Looks like the Infomaniac Orchestra is getting ready to take the stage…

(click to enlarge)

Now get out on the dance floor and SHAKE IT, bitches!


Tuesday, March 22, 2011


Reading material has thoughtfully been provided in the waiting room while preparations for Infomaniac's 5th Anniversary Party begin...


While You’re Waiting

While you’re waiting for Infomaniac’s 5th Anniversary Party to begin, help yourself to a beer and a fag…


Happy Birthday, IVD!

To my favourite witch, sci-fi aficionado, and Hot Tub Homo: Inexplicable DeVice

Mistress MJ baked a cake for you and arranged for Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner to pop round to deliver it!

Oh dear, too late.

Leonard and The Shat are men of appetites…

I hope this Star Trek helmet makes up for the cake...

IVD, there ain’t no nicer witch than YOU.

p.s. The Shat shares your birthday!

Monday, March 21, 2011

5th Anniversary Party Invitation

Plug in the vodka fountain!*
Infomaniac celebrates its 5th anniversary on Wednesday 23rd March and you’re all invited!

These FABULOUS party inventions were created by the creative genius that is our Miss Scarlet at SCARLET BLUE CALLIGRAPHY.

As Miss Scarlet says…

With an elegant flourish and a flick of my nib I can make your stationery even more delightful to send and receive. Calligraphy is the ideal enhancement for wedding stationery, wedding vows, escort cards, place cards, envelopes, certificates, poetry and quotes.

Visit SCARLET BLUE CALLIGRAPHY to peruse her gallery and place your order TODAY!

*ADDENDUM: Before there was a vodka fountain (as created by Anonymous Boxer…thanks, Boxer!), KAZ was the first person to bring a bottle of vodka to Infomaniac. With this in mind, let us drink to the memory of our dear KAZ. KAZ, you are missed but your spirit (and your "spirits") live on here on Infomaniac.