Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hairstylist Appreciation Day

To celebrate Hairstylist Appreciation Day, we’ve flown Mr. Teazie Weazie into the Infomaniac House of Beauty, all the way from London, to coif your hair.


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Using the most up-to-date equipment, Mr. Teazie Weazie will transform you into Gods and Goddesses…





Kaz was the first to benefit from his shears. Kaz calls it her hangover hairstyle





Beast cleans up good, doesn’t he?...





Donn could use a trim…


Via [Old Knudsen]



Looks like many of you are enjoying Hairstylist Appreciation Day to its fullest…





So get on the phone and invite all the others!

50 comments:

  1. What can I get done for $11.43?

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  2. P.S. I love Fashion Week here at The Infomaniac.

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  3. XL: What can I get done for $11.43?

    You can get your nose hairs trimmed.



    BOXER: I love Fashion Week here at The Infomaniac.

    Mistress MJ was not aware we had a theme going on here.

    *wonders how hairy eggs fit into the fashion equation*

    Now the pressure is on for a Filthy Fashion Friday.

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  4. *Wonders if they make a battery operated teazie weazie for men*

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  5. VOICES: *Wonders if they make a battery operated teazie weazie for men*

    Must you turn everything into a power tool?

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  6. I do need a good shag.

    Thanks.

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  7. Obviously I should have waited for this post instead of going to a new stylist (a term I am using lightly) last week.

    My other stylist now has a day job at a daycare... and only does hair on Saturdays. I will have to make an appointment to see her soon, as all I got from the new (ahem) stylist was a shaggy dog cut. Grrrr!

    Why can some people not actually listen to what you tell them?!?!

    Oh Hai XL!

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  8. I would like an updo with sausage curls at the back, please, large enough and in an unnatural enough shade (or set of shades - I'm thinking frosted might be fab) that I could appear on a 1973 episode of The Lawrence Welk Show (although that would mean dragging out one of my caftans).

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  9. 11th! and my comment wins cos that was the lucky number.

    Did you not just tell me off for blogging while Donn was ill?

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  10. I enjoy a good trim.

    Instead of the French perfume, could I get one that has an Oriental scent? Please and Thank you.

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  11. I think some of your bitches need a good going over with the straighteners

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  12. I've been bobbed. Very nice it was too...
    Sx

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  13. Breathes deep sigh of relief that MJ has posted the real me and not a hairy ape or naked old man with my head photoshopped.
    Sends commiserations to Beast and Donn.

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  14. Mr. Teazie Weazie is quite the manly fellow isn't he?

    Wil Harrison.com

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  15. donn was ill? xoxo

    :D because i have naturally curly hair!

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  16. Did you know that 37% of all 'hair stylists' are actually sinister agents from nefarious extra-governmental agencies who specialise in mind control?

    The evidence is right there, below that picture of Donn.


    Pssst! Donn. One of your gentlemans vegetables is making a break for it.

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  17. Donn needs a full body Brazilian...

    I don't usually mind body hair, but that's a bit extreme. Awwooooo!

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  18. I don't know Kaz that well so I'm not going to ask her wether she is 'collar & cuffs'.

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  19. CYBERPOOF: I do need a good shag.
    Thanks.


    You might have to pay extra for that.



    PONITA: Obviously I should have waited for this post instead of going to a new stylist (a term I am using lightly) last week.
    My other stylist now has a day job at a daycare... and only does hair on Saturdays. I will have to make an appointment to see her soon, as all I got from the new (ahem) stylist was a shaggy dog cut. Grrrr!
    Why can some people not actually listen to what you tell them?!?!


    Alberta: Glamourama Capital of Canada.



    MUSCATO: I would like an updo with sausage curls at the back, please, large enough and in an unnatural enough shade (or set of shades - I'm thinking frosted might be fab) that I could appear on a 1973 episode of The Lawrence Welk Show (although that would mean dragging out one of my caftans).

    Mr. Teazie Weazie is receiving his instructions for your hair via The Chordettes as laid in the song ’Mr. Sandman’

    He’ll give you “lots of wavy hair like Liberace”.

    We have the perfect caftan for you.

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  20. I’ve been in the mood lately for a Marcel finger wave. Mr. Teazie Weazie is the last beauty operator in the world that can finger it properly.

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  21. KNUDSEN: 11th! and my comment wins cos that was the lucky number.
    Did you not just tell me off for blogging while Donn was ill?


    You should be over at Donn’s, administering TLC to him whilst dressed in a rubberized nurse’s outfit.

    The least you can do is take his temperature.

    Meanwhile, it is my duty to see to it that he’s shaved for his operation.




    EROS: I enjoy a good trim.
    Instead of the French perfume, could I get one that has an Oriental scent? Please and Thank you.


    We shall arrange for a nice Thai gurlyman to sit on your lap.




    BEAST: I think some of your bitches need a good going over with the straighteners

    Do you have a suitable attachment on your Dyson for this procedure?

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  22. SCARLET: I've been bobbed. Very nice it was too...

    How is Bob now that the ordeal is over?



    KAZ: Breathes deep sigh of relief that MJ has posted the real me and not a hairy ape or naked old man with my head photoshopped.
    Sends commiserations to Beast and Donn.


    Don’t exhale too deeply.

    Istvanski has a question for you.




    WILL: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    You’re one of Heff’s bitches, aren’t you?

    Mr. Teazie Weazie is quite the manly fellow isn't he?

    Manly, yes, but I like him too.

    You’ve not been here before as far as I can recall but be warned that you’ll see more Mr. Teazie Weazies here than Iron Maidens.

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  23. SAVANNAH: donn was ill? xoxo
    :D because i have naturally curly hair!


    Dear Miss CurlyTop: Donn just came back from Mexico…with the MANFLU!

    I suggest you accompany Old Knudsen to his bedside and give him a nice sponge bath.



    IVD: Did you know that 37% of all 'hair stylists' are actually sinister agents from nefarious extra-governmental agencies who specialise in mind control?
    The evidence is right there, below that picture of Donn.
    Pssst! Donn. One of your gentlemans vegetables is making a break for it.


    If hairstylist mind control means being plied with alcohol, I’m all for it.

    How can you possibly be looking at DONN’s fruit and veg when the rest of us are blinded by his smile?



    PONITA: Donn needs a full body Brazilian...
    I don't usually mind body hair, but that's a bit extreme. Awwooooo!


    This is, as Old Knudsen would say, “The Lovely DONN” we’re talking about!

    Not just any old monkey man.



    ISTVANSKI: I don't know Kaz that well so I'm not going to ask her wether she is 'collar & cuffs'.

    How about it, KAZ?

    Does the carpet match the curtains?

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  24. AYEM8Y: I’ve been in the mood lately for a Marcel finger wave. Mr. Teazie Weazie is the last beauty operator in the world that can finger it properly.

    You dirty bitch. You snuck in the back door whilst Mr. Teazie Weazie had his back turned.

    Oh you’ll get a finger wave, all right.

    But why stop with a finger when you can have the fist?

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  25. You'll have noticed that I've had my hair sculpted into Minnie Mouse ears in honour of the day.

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  26. How um-bare-ass-ing!

    I blame the Neanderthals in my gene pool..what-are-ya-gonna do eh?

    You need to be very careful when you exfuriate with a weed-whacker!

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  27. LULU: You'll have noticed that I've had my hair sculpted into Minnie Mouse ears in honour of the day.

    As part and parcel of your Disney kick, I shall send the Houseboys ‘round dressed as the Seven Dwarves to cater to your insatiable demands.



    DONN: How um-bare-ass-ing!
    I blame the Neanderthals in my gene pool..what-are-ya-gonna do eh?
    You need to be very careful when you exfuriate with a weed-whacker!


    For those “hard to reach places,” Mistress MJ will use the Jenna’s Hot Trimmer on you.

    Would you like heart-shapes, stars or lightning bolts?

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  28. No..a BOW TIE like previous Dude!

    I had a really mean Uncle who used to tease me about my condition. He said that I reminded him of US President Hairy ASS Pooman!

    He cut me deep.

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  29. DONN: No..a BOW TIE like previous Dude!
    I had a really mean Uncle who used to tease me about my condition. He said that I reminded him of US President Hairy ASS Pooman!
    He cut me deep.


    Take off your clothes and lie down as we simultaneously shave you and guide you through your past presidential lives.

    Two in one.

    No extra charge!

    *offer valid only at The Infomaniac House of Beauty*

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  30. Two in one?

    And you said I'd have to pay extra.

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  31. MJ, I have heavy duty clippers that will take care of Donn's hirsuteness quite nicely. I have done body clips before you know....

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  32. CP, do you want a body clip too? No extra charge.

    I'll even fashion you a bowtie like Donn's if you like. ;-)

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  33. CYBERPOOF: Two in one?
    And you said I'd have to pay extra.


    That’s because the money is coming out of MY pocket to convince Mr. Teazie Weazie to give you a shag!



    PONITA: MJ, I have heavy duty clippers that will take care of Donn's hirsuteness quite nicely. I have done body clips before you know....


    Do those clippers have a “werewolf” setting?

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  34. Yes, as a matter of fact, they do. ;-)

    C'mon, Donn... lie down... I'll do the clipping and MJ will do the psychotherapy. Hope you're not ticklish....

    And where exactly do you want that bowtie???

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  35. one could come up with a whole line of of products with that mantra...

    the geezer pleezer... for the older folks...

    fleazer tweazers for the animals we love... etc. etc...

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  36. I think Mr coppens should have the bow tie on his coccyx.
    Anyhow, before I came here was I one of Mr Beastie's bitches? That's a bit worrying...
    Sx

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  37. My mum said Mr Teazie Weazie died a horrible death.

    I don't want to think about Mr Teazie Weazie.

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  38. PONITA: Donn has not answered you as he has passed out from drinking the Barbicide.




    VOICES: one could come up with a whole line of of products with that mantra...
    the geezer pleezer... for the older folks...
    fleazer tweazers for the animals we love... etc. etc...


    Cheeser pleaser for your girlfriend.

    You’re going to get a t-shirt with that on it now, aren’t you?




    SCARLET: I think Mr coppens should have the bow tie on his coccyx.
    Anyhow, before I came here was I one of Mr Beastie's bitches? That's a bit worrying...


    Coccyx…heehee.

    Mr. Beastie’s bitches? Wot? Who would admit to such a thing?




    GEOFF: My mum said Mr Teazie Weazie died a horrible death.
    I don't want to think about Mr Teazie Weazie.


    He’s in peace now.

    Or should I say, in pieces?

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  39. That Barbicide should cure him of all his ills... both real and imagined. I wonder what flavour it is?

    If he's passed out, he will be much easier to clip. Can't feel any tickles that way.

    What kind of a design should I put on his back? We could get really creative while he's out like a light. heehee!

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  40. Just to clarify, Heff has been MY bitch for a long time now. I've got no problem with Mr Teazie Weazie.

    Wil Harrison.com

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  41. Checks collar, cuffs, curtains and carpet for answer to Istvanski's question.
    NO.

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  42. I think Ponita should clip Donn's neurotic score on his back...
    Sx

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  43. Is Mr. Teazie Weazie ralted to old Catweazle?

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  44. BITCHES: Mistress MJ is overwhelmed by hairspray fumes and cannot answer the rest of you personally.

    Besides, Miss Scarlet is chomping at the bit for Filthy Friday so we must go prepare it for her asap.

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  45. I can't work out these time differences... I think I will have to got back to bed and be 7th, as usual...
    Sx

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  46. Why did you have to answer, Kaz?
    You should leave things to the imagination.

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