Wednesday, August 09, 2006

National Underwear Day




Briefly:

National Underwear Day is underway on the streets of New York City.

Dozens of male and female models clad only in their tighty-whities, roam the most visible areas of Manhattan; Times Square, Penn Station, and Rockefeller Center, to name a few.

The models, armed with clipboards, poll pedestrians on their undergarment preferences.

National Underwear Day is a celebration of underwear that encourages people to "put more thought into the first thing they put on each day."

Please note that this is a day to wear your underwear in public and not on your head as in a previous posting.





Special Note to Tazzy:


Today is also National Rice Pudding Day. Where’s the special rice pud you promised me?

29 comments:

  1. Yay Second!!!

    I have on my bright yellow Old Navy boxers today...yippee

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  2. Pamer: You're first.
    *Pamer is obviously drunk and running around the streets of Sudbury in his boxer shorts*

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  3. I have been burned before...i put up "first" only to find out I am second so...

    Besides, second is the new first. Haven't you heard? LOL

    I am running with scissors too BTW

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  4. Pamer: "Second is the new first." You're such a trendsetter. I call it "sloppy seconds."

    Mind you don't put an eye out with those scissors.

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  5. does that make me second or third?? confused now grrrr

    mmmmmm rice pud hate the tinned stuff but homemade is scrummy

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  6. I don't ever wear underwear.

    And I've eaten Tazzy's rice pudding! Yum!

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  7. Midget Arse: Tazzy's is scrummy. I want Tazzy's rice pud.

    Piggy: *vomits at the image of Piggy going commando*

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  8. We noticed your lack of undergarments Piggy.

    So that was what the smell was?

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  9. Midget Arse want's Tazzy's rice pudding????? Erm... Dirty little cunt.

    *slaps MJ*

    Reminds SID that we still have the childrens tales to tell. Remember the little slip-ups they uttered?

    *thinks SID is about to retract his last statement*

    *evil cackle*

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  10. UNDERPANTS WITH RICE PUDDING
    UNDERPANTS WITH RICE PUDDING
    UNDERPANTS WITH RICE PUDDING

    ...hey hey hey,
    goodbyeeeeeeeeeee

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  11. SID: Piggy leaves a rank smell wherever he goes.
    *grabs an Airwick Freshmatic*

    Piggy: Please read more carefully. It's ME who wants Tazzy's rice pud. I was just talking to Midget Arse there. Please pay attention.

    FN: I'll share Tazzy's good rice pud with you.

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  12. Piggy: Cmon then. Tell us about the little Earth Angels' slip-ups?

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  13. *jumping up and down excitedly at the prospect of earthangelic revelation* oh do, piggy! tell tell tell!

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  14. I think SID should beg.

    What do others think?

    Less than enough begging and we'll tell.

    *even more evil cackle*

    Oh the power!

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  15. P&T: Yes, yes! On his knees begging and pleading to you... "Daddy Daddy I'll do anything for you Daddy!" Much like when you visited him in Ireland.

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  16. Oh in Ireland, he was on all fours gving us donkey rides around the garden.

    We stick pins in him whenever he slowed down.

    He loved it.

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  17. P&T: Ooooo what fun! Did you saddle him up? Did he have a bridle with a bit?

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  18. He did!

    And we were tempting him with a carrot.

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  19. Right now, no panties for me. Just got out of the tub, smelling fab. My big arse is falling off the sides of the chair and I can't wait to get into bed.

    Maybe I should consider donning those big ol' turn of the century knickers...they always make for an interesting night.

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  20. Btw, I love rice pudding, but you have a way of making it sound just nasty.

    Next time, try not to use Tazzy and pudding in the same sentence.

    And another thing, why is it english pudding ends up more like a cake that a pudding? Like that pudding they like to eat at christmas looks like a big ol' nasty fruitcake with a bow.

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  21. Awaiting: I don't know the answer to your english pudding question. We must wait for a Brit to wake up and come to your aid. In the meantime, Tazzy Pudding, Tazzy Pudding, Tazzy Pudding.

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  22. anytime now, the men in the lab coats are going to come and take us all away is straitjackets and put us in adjoining rooms with white padded walls.

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  23. Awaiting - at Christmas time, the things we eat are turkey with all the trimmings, etc, followed by Christmas Pudding.

    Christmas pudding is actually a cake, you thick cunt. Made of mixed fruit and suet and steamed to cook it.

    Fucking disgusting it is too. Even when smothered in brandy.

    Personally, I don't know a single person that likes it.

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  24. So like I said, its a fruit cake.

    Nasty things those are.

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  25. WOOHOO!
    There is more to life than goin' Commando...

    In his pants he wears boxers
    and their tighter I'm afraid
    and they carry the remainders
    of ev'ry love that laid him down

    The Boxer/ sorry S & G

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  26. HE: In the quiet of the railway station, runnin scared, FLYING low.

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  27. Is it Christmas yet?

    *writes letter to Santa*

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