He is the inventer of Helicopter fuck. and he is the most famous Japanese porn star. and he is not so famous in Japan. This is the proof that he is great.
He have hair on his head. but He has no hair on his penis and nats' sack. because he pull out hair of penis by tweezer. Not cutting, but pulling out it.
Micky Yanai is a trained professional. Don’t try this at home. (opens to NSFW QuickTime video clip)
Yay! First!
ReplyDeleteI bet MJ's had him.
What is a helicopter fuck?
ReplyDeleteJapanese Porn Star is a oxymoron if every there was one.
ew
ReplyDeleteNo thanks.
Methinks those two protest too much.
ReplyDeleteTony's had him, for sure.
Frobi was probably knocked back.
Piggy: You tried to have him but experienced gearbox troubles during takeoff.
ReplyDeletePiggy - you've been turned down more times than a duvet!
ReplyDeletea hairless nip in a long thong
ReplyDeletea hairless nip in a long thong
a hairless nip in a long thoooong...
which nobody can deny!
caution: please stand clear as decapitation may result.
If a bra is an upper decker flooper stopper
ReplyDeleteAnd a jockstrap is a lower-decker knacker jacker
And a gilt-edged toilet roll is a super-duper pooper scooper,
What do you call a punch drunk Japanese man who's father has dysentery?
A slap-happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.
*gets coat*
*collapses on floor giggling helplessly, drink miraculously unspilled*
ReplyDeleteCollapses with FN, only sopping wet from spillage from bottle. Must learn to be a laydee and use a proper glass.
ReplyDeleteIt would appear that his hair isn't the only thing that he could pull with tweezers!
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but the link is down. And I'm very sorry to have to tell you that apparently his Helicopter Fuck dates only to 2004. This was not the original Helicopter Fuck.
ReplyDeleteAnd I refuse all further comment on the advice of my lawyer.
Raincoaster: The link was working fine last week but as you said, the link is down. Perhaps we've seen the last of the helicopter fuck.
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