Thursday, May 04, 2006

Keith Richards to Undergo Brain Surgery




In what is rapidly becoming the “Keith Richards Blog,” Infomaniac reports that our Keef suffered a brain hemorrhage in his fall from a coconut tree.

Keef must undergo an operation in which surgeons will drill a hole in his skull to drain blood from his brain.

I wonder if Keith will be wearing a skull scarf post-surgery.

3 comments:

  1. will they find anything once they start drilling or just a little sign that says "sorry, closed for repairs"

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  2. Aw hell.
    Still, falling out of a cocoanut tree in ones' Seventies isn't a bad way to come by that kind of problem, is it?
    Better than lying on a stained Barcalounger in front of the television.
    Poor bastard.

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  3. Couldn't they just fit an optic to the side of his head? It would be tres Keef.

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