Sunday, March 11, 2018

Please Continue Holding

The Mistress is experiencing a time management problem.

Wednesday, March 07, 2018

Your Call Has Been Forwarded

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system...

The Mistress is out of the office for a few days but please leave a message and she'll get back to you...eventually.

Conference call amongst yourselves, Bitches.

Housekeeping note: Some of you Bitches are experiencing technical difficulties while loading Infomaniac.

Mr. Peenee says, When I try to log-on to your site, it only loads as far down as Justin Trudueau's nipples and then stops. I understand being stunned by them at first, but this happens every time. I then reload and everything's hunky dorey. Been this way for several days.

Norma chimes in with, Exact same thing's been happening to me.

So The Mistress tried replacing the JT nipple photo with another JT nipple photo, thinking that perhaps the photo had caused the problem.

Peenee pipes up yet again, Your attempt to trick Blogger by switching pictures of Justin Trudeau's nipples (and how many snaps of them are there? Do you have all of them?) failed to work. The page still loads down to M. Trudeau's manly pecs and is overwhelmed and freezes.

Bitches, I have no idea what's going on nor how to solve this issue but please keep me informed. 

And yes, Mr. Peenee, I do save all of them, if you must know.

Tuesday, March 06, 2018

Ladder Safety, Continued

How many times do you Bitches need to be reminded about ladder safety?...


Don’t lean too far in either direction. Overreaching is a major cause of ladder accidents.

Sunday, March 04, 2018

What Did We Miss?

Some of us can't stay awake to watch the Academy Awards in its entirety...

What did we miss?

Saturday, March 03, 2018

Cruisin' with Norma

It's the weekend and you're cruisin' with Miss Normadesmond...


Where is this journey taking you, Bitches?

Thursday, March 01, 2018

The Wearing of the Green

To celebrate Irish-American Heritage Month, we here at Infomaniac present Men in Green ...

Green SHORTS, that is...



This will have to do until Princess posts the next Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition, whenever that may be.